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In the conflict between intuitive and rational decision-making, which side wins?

Vanilla bored to death lengthy drunk discussion

Twain never said it. The quote is actually ‘I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.’ It was written by Clarence Darrow, attorney in the Scopes monkey trials, in his autobiography ‘The Story of My Life.’
Tweeting Twain Quotes That Never Were, regarding the recently popular pseudo-Twain quote “I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” (via nickdouglas)
whoneedspantsanyway:

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

The view from Battery Park.

Also, the view from my office. You jelly, tumblr?

Tumblr hook up?

whoneedspantsanyway:

howtotalktogirlsatparties:

The view from Battery Park.

Also, the view from my office. You jelly, tumblr?

Tumblr hook up?

mostexerent:

WHAT DUH!
joweyjamess:

ok, so i’m not gonna give a bullshit story and say my nan bought me one but i already had one blah blah etc.
but yeah basically i thought i’d be nice and give this baby away.
all you have to do is reblog this and be following me. i’ll announce the winner on tuesday 8th of february. (i’ll also pay for postage and packaging)

mostexerent:

WHAT DUH!

joweyjamess:

ok, so i’m not gonna give a bullshit story and say my nan bought me one but i already had one blah blah etc.

but yeah basically i thought i’d be nice and give this baby away.

all you have to do is reblog this and be following me. i’ll announce the winner on tuesday 8th of february. (i’ll also pay for postage and packaging)

This whole New York Asian girl/Jewish guy “power couple” thing deserves an academic paper.

mostexerent:

Sweet jesus - side ab action is so alluring

mostexerent:

Sweet jesus - side ab action is so alluring

476. If I can’t see your shirt cuff, your jacket doesn’t fit.

mostexerent:

What? Your name is not Guido!